April 26, 2005 Beer Bling Clearly, Froto's bunch was on the wrong track. Oh sure, the ring had powers. It glowed. It could make you invisible. You could maybe rule the world. But how about a ring with real day-to-day practical application? Look no further than The Ring Thing. Stylish in stainless, The Ring Thing is both elegant designer jewelry, and a handy bottle opener. At least it beats the ghetto-not-so-fabulous one on your key chain. The company Web site encourages you to "Wear It On Your Social Finger," meaning your middle finger (though we've seen ours be downright anti-social on occasion). Turn the "mouth" of the opener toward the palm of your hand and work a little wrist action to pop the brewski. Once you have the ring, your quest begins. May it lead you to be Lord of the Beer. The Ring Thing is available at the Mango Web site for $9.99.